Tits on a Bull Card
£3.50Price
Funny Rude Cow Card – "You're as Useful as Tits on a Bull" Card
For the one who means well but never quite delivers. This watercolour cow and a good old farmyard saying make for a card that's blunt, cheeky and guaranteed to get a laugh.
It's perfect for birthdays, leaving dos, retirements, or the partner, sibling or workmate who's all talk and no action. A great pick for farmers, country folk, and anyone who likes their humour with plenty of cheek.
The inside is left blank so you can write your own message.